Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Trick or Traitor, Smell the Haters, Wanking like Chronic Masturbators!

Halloween has always been my favorite holiday.  I remember being mildly scolded in kindergarten when I kept fingerpainting halloween scenes well in to other holidays.  Picture a fat, smiling, badly painted Santa in his sleigh, flying over a pumpkin patch full of Jack O'Lanterns, and some bats in the sky behind...good times.  But this year, I'm all growed up and Halloween is on not just a weekday-workday, but a boring-ass Wednesday, so I'm not going to do much of anything special.  I'll probably drink a few beers, strum a little guitar, pet the dog, and try to think up new and exciting topics to blog about. 
   But I did have one little idea today, and I wish that I had thought of it weeks ago, when I would have had time to work on it.